fake-mermaid:

do you ever wash your face with cold water and feel like your life has changed dramatically

ignitionremix:

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

piercethemen:

I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

there’s a rumor going around my school that a girl in choir got suspended for fingering herself in class uh

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ur school wins

mindbodyme:

michaelceratonin:

jack whitehall makes me proud to be british

usher isnt a rapper

rain-force:

plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner